Monday, November 28, 2011

After Sunday, Monday Wonderings
So I pulled these reading glasses from a drawer fore I had a good book and wanted to know it's story held within. I've heard, ya know, that reading glasses can make a person look smart. Pulling on my comfy slippers I reclined in my easy chair with a cup of coffee. Opening the book to the first page I then lay the glasses beside the book, closed my eyes and waited, and waited, and waited.
You know what? Those stupid reading glasses couldn't read a dern thing.

What's the Difference?
A person who is wealthy, dresses well, lives in a large home but stays to themselves avoiding people is a recluse.
A person who's not so wealthy, dresses in what they can afford, lives in a smaller home but stays to themselves avoiding people is a hermit.


"Luck be a lady tonight."
Yea right, you know what most men want and she ain't no freaking lady.


Billy Jones said...

And a guy who drinks beer all day is a drunk unless he's holding a fishing pole. Then he's a fisherman.

Lady R said...

Wooley... Maybe those glasses didn't read for ya, but I bet those eyelids made sure you had no leaks! :)

Willy D said...

‘Reading’ glasses!!! Ha Ha!!! Dat’s funny!!!

There is no difference between a Hermit & Recluse. The difference is between them and us. They’re free to do whatever they please with no ‘gov-ment’ interference. We on the other hand, spend every waking hour trying to figure out how to get the ‘gov-ment’ off our asses.

How about a lady with a freak?

WooleyBugger said...

That sounds right Billy. Had a friend like that once. We'd go "fishin" and he'd usually wind up drunk and passed out on the bank or in the boat and the fish would nibble all his bait away.

Lady R, yes, I got about ten good minutes before the phone rang and somebody came to the door.

Willy D,
Our Gov-ment? Surely you jest.

Ladies with freaks, hmmm.