No Soliciting sign for my door; "Warning, all solicitors and tresspassers will be subject to mandatory strip search and cavity probe"
No Tresspassing, my dog can make it to the fence in 3 seconds, my 44 mag can make it in 1250fps.
No Tresspassing sign for the shop. "Warning, tresspassers will be shot, buried and forgotten."
"Friends welcome here. All others FUCK OFF!"
Sometimes we just have to forget about being politically correct, being blunt always works best as some people understand nothing else. I've been ripped off to many times to be nice.