Why do Women Do This?

"whats wrong?" you ask

"Nothing." they reply

"Somethings wrong. What's the matter?"

"Oh. It's Nothing and you wouldn't understand anyway."

"Ahhh, Come on ... what has you upset?"

"Never mind. Forget it."


And later that evening in the kitchen:

Crash! Bang! Rattle, rattle, Slam!!

"?????" You think to yourself. Was today Valentines Day.

Avoid this and get something now. Anything ... before it's toooo late.